i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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