Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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