i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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