His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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