i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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