We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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