he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
