Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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