Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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