In the future we'll all be gay
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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