I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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