How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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