East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
porn star boner night. come get it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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