Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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