please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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