): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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