in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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