At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Dear god my vagina.
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