so that wasnt chicken after all
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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