ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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