I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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