O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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