This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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