Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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