I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
two words...techno handjob
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
