They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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