I think scott just propositioned me for sex
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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