That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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