Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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