margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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