we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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