I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
