Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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