If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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