That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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