Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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