Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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