pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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