i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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