My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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