He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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