if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Apparently you make a good broom.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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