i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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