i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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