I'm going to jail i love you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Randomize
