i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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