A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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