im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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