hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Randomize
