so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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