This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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