i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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