oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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