That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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