Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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