I didn't shave. On purpose
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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