i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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