I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
porn star boner night. come get it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
