Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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